{"id":5621,"date":"2017-07-10T10:19:49","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T02:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gznf.net\/?p=5621"},"modified":"2018-03-21T10:41:31","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T02:41:31","slug":"%e5%a6%82%e6%9e%9c%e5%ad%97%e5%b9%95%e7%bb%84%e4%b8%ad%e5%87%ba%e5%92%97%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%b9%bf%e5%b7%9e%e4%bd%ac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/gag\/5621.html","title":{"rendered":"\u5982\u679c\u5b57\u5e55\u7ec4\u4e2d\u51fa\u5497\u4e00\u4e2a\u5e7f\u5dde\u4f6c"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Frankly\uff0cmy dear\uff0cI don\uff07t give a damn.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>\u3000<\/span>\u3000<\/span><\/p>\n

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You shall not pass.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>\u3000<\/span>\u3000<\/span><\/p>\n

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NO!NO!NO!<\/span>\u3000<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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nonono…\u5481\u6837\u7ffb\u8bd1\u4f60\u54aa\u8f93\u5497\u54af\uff01<\/span><\/p>\n

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You had me at hello.<\/span>\u3000<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m going to make him an offer he can\u2019t refuse.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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What is dead may never die.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

But rises sgain harder and stronger.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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If you are ever in trouble,\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

don\u2019t try to be brave,\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

just run, just run away.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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took an interest in Sherry himself<\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Happy wife\uff0cHappy life<\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it’s the only thing that lasts.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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