{"id":12686,"date":"2016-05-02T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T16:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gznf.net\/gag\/12686.html"},"modified":"2018-04-10T14:35:24","modified_gmt":"2018-04-10T06:35:24","slug":"%e5%8f%ab%e5%b9%bf%e4%b8%9c%e4%ba%ba%e7%bf%bb%e8%af%91%e8%8b%b1%e6%96%87%ef%bc%9f%e5%b0%8f%e5%bf%83%e4%bd%a2%e5%93%8b-water-you-%ef%bc%81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/gag\/12686.html","title":{"rendered":"\u53eb\u5e7f\u4e1c\u4eba\u7ffb\u8bd1\u82f1\u6587\uff1f\u5c0f\u5fc3\u4f62\u54cb water you \uff01"},"content":{"rendered":"
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So many people die, never see you die.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u5481\u591a\u4eba\u6b7b\uff0c\u5514\u89c1\u4f60\u6b7b\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?<\/span><\/p>\n

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If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.<\/span><\/p>\n

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“I saw a pork chop”<\/span><\/p>\n

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Are you road?<\/span><\/p>\n

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What the water are you?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Do you big me?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Zebra chops people.<\/span><\/p>\n

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The king of the cutting girl.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Do you think me didn’t arrive?<\/span><\/p>\n

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You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Today I was very black son.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I am wearing grass.<\/span><\/p>\n

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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Two beat six.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Two five son.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4e8c\u4e94\u4ed4<\/span><\/p>\n

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Piano piano green.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u7434\u7434\u9752<\/span><\/p>\n

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I give you some colour to see see.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u6211\u7540\u5572\u989c\u8272\u4f60\u7747\u7747\uff01<\/span><\/p>\n

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Stupid stupid want to move .<\/span><\/p>\n

\u8822\u8822\u6b32\u52a8 \u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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People mountain people sea .<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4eba\u5c71\u4eba\u6d77 \u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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How senior are you?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u7b97\u8001\u51e0\uff1f<\/span><\/p>\n

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What the ghost are you talk?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u8bb2\u4e5c\u9b3c\uff1f<\/span><\/p>\n

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I fear that you have teeth.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Heart flower angry open.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Fish skin<\/span><\/p>\n

\u9c7c\u76ae \u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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Monster of blowing water.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Face green green<\/span><\/p>\n

\u9762\u9752\u9752\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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You see road carefully<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u5c0f\u5fc3\u7747\u8def\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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You go to street carefully<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u51fa\u8857\u5c0f\u5fc3\u5572\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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do the world<\/span><\/p>\n

\u505a\u4e16\u754c \u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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Big tea rice<\/span><\/p>\n

\u5927\u8336\u996d \u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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American chinese not enough.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u7f8e\u4e2d\u4e0d\u8db3\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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High hand.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u9ad8\u624b<\/span><\/p>\n

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Old dot.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u8001\u70b9<\/span><\/p>\n

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One old water<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4e00\u65e7\u6c34<\/span><\/p>\n

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I know your mouse.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u6211\u8bc6\u4f60\u8001\u9f20\uff01<\/span><\/p>\n

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Measure water\/Pound water.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u78c5\u6c34<\/span><\/p>\n

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A dragon service.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4e00\u6761\u9f99\u670d\u52a1<\/span><\/p>\n

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Pump water. **** I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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You jump building.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u8df3\u697c\u5566\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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You come back home and eat banana<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u8fd4\u5c4b\u4f01\u98df\u8549\u5566\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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I give you a hair.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u6211\u7540\u6761\u6bdb\u4f60\uff01<\/span><\/p>\n

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Collect skin<\/span><\/p>\n

\u6536\u76ae<\/span><\/p>\n

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Collect father<\/span><\/p>\n

\u6536\u7239<\/span><\/p>\n

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You give me collect father.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u540c\u6211\u6536\u7239\uff01<\/span><\/p>\n

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Laugh die me.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u7b11\u6b7b\u6211\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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You give me stop.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u540c\u6211\u4f01\u7cfb\u5ea6\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n

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Eight woman<\/span><\/p>\n

\u516b\u5a46<\/span><\/p>\n

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Eight woman,you are good!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u516b\u5a46\uff0c\u4f60\u597d\u5622!<\/span><\/p>\n

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What the spring do you do?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u4f60\u641e\u4e5c\u6625\u554a?<\/span><\/p>\n

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A dog of eating dung<\/span><\/p>\n

\u98df\u5c4e\u72d7<\/span><\/p>\n

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A ghost of ass<\/span><\/p>\n

\u5c4e\u5ffd\u9b3c<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Fee firewood<\/span><\/p>\n

\u5e9f\u67f4<\/span><\/p>\n

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prop up your lung\/stomach<\/span><\/p>\n

\u9876\u4f60\u4e2a\u80ba\/\u80c3
<\/span><\/p>\n

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little mosquito son<\/span><\/p>\n

\u7ec6\u868a\u4ed4<\/span><\/p>\n

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Golden FishMan<\/span><\/p>\n

\u91d1\u9c7c\u4f6c<\/span><\/p>\n

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Tear Flag<\/span><\/p>\n

\u626f\u65d7<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u7ca4\u8bed\u6709\u5572\u8868\u8fbe\u597d\u4f20\u795e\uff0c\u5982\u679c\u60f3\u89e3\u6790\u7540\u5572\u5916\u56fd\u670b\u53cb\u77e5\uff0c\u5c31\u6709\u5c0f\u5c0f\u96be\u5ea6\u5566\uff01\u7747\u4e0b\u6700\u4f20\u795e\u5605\u7ca4\u8bed\u7ffb\u8bd1\u7a76\u7adf\u6709\u51e0\u6382\uff01 So many people die, never see you die. \u5481\u591a\u4eba\u6b7b\uff0c\u5514\u89c1\u4f60\u6b7b\u3002   You teach me how to come out and walk in the …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":12687,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[207,209,206,16],"special":[],"class_list":["post-12686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gag","tag-207","tag-209","tag-gag","tag-16","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12686\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12686"},{"taxonomy":"special","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gznf.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/special?post=12686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}